Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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