We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
These tits shall not be calmed
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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