He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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