Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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