Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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