the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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