So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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