'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
