He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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