Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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