im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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