Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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