Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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