Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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