Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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