All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
