worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just crazy horny about you
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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