Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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