just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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