4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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