ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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