So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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