i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
