He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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