So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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