people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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