i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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