after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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