So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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