WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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