Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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