no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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