Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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