what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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