no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
