In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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