Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
