very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Screwed.edu
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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