I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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