you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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