Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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