This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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