Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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