so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
