he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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