Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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