...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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