I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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