so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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