Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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